The WABAC or “If we had a time machine”

The WABAC or “If we had a time machine”

 

 

Currently, the only thing lacking in travel for Tawny and me is a time machine. I cannot tell you just how many times we find ourselves in places around the world saying, “This would have been awesome to see in the past.” While I don’t begrudge our travels in any way, I would have liked to see so much more. If I had the option to bounce back to Stonehenge being constructed, or for the first time someone set foot on the Galapagos, I would be on cloud nine. All of this comes about as we just gorged ourselves on all four seasons of The Tudors as well as the release date for Dreamworks’ new movie, Mr. Peabody & Sherman.

So much of my passion for travel and history as a child was kindled by Mr. Peabody and the WABAC time machine. Tawny and I both had a youth that was promised the glory of time travel. The Time Machine, Quantum Leap, Back to the Future, and Timeline are all show and movie titles that foretold of a better future by allowing us to delve into our past.

As a kid, I always wanted to be able to learn history by living it. The best part of Mr. Peabody & Sherman was that they’d go back in time to get a handle on events. It left me wondering, if I could travel back in time (giving special attention to the fact that I shouldn’t alter the space time continuum, of course) where/when would I go. Thus Tawny and I created this list of our top ten places in time we would want to visit.

#10 – Paris, 1923

I’m not suggesting that Paris was better in the 20’s, I’m flat out declaring it. The wine was cheaper, the lights smokier, and all the fashion top notch. Mix in your gin tumbler with the fact that you could run into Hemingway, Picasso, or Dali on any given night and you’ve got yourself a Woody Allen film. Last time Tawny and I strolled the streets of the City of Lights we could feel a palpable longing for the romance of the 20’s. Whether it was better then or now I couldn’t say, so if I had my time machine I’d gladly do the research to find out.

time machine Captain and Clark

 

#9 – Machu Picchu, 1530 CE

If you want to talk mysteries, then let’s get down to brass tacks–or whatever you use to stick a stone city together at extreme altitude. Being able to spend a day wandering around Machu Picchu at its prime, or better yet, as it was being abandoned, would be worth its weight in Aztec gold. We could put together and entire series of historical fiction that would sit on the top of the New York Times best seller list for months.

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#8 – Easter Island, 1300 CE

You might be catching on to a bold through-line in these destinations by now. The mysteries that keep you awake at night and seem to get rewritten in every new addition of National Geographic are all the first places I’d want to go. When I was a kid, we were taught that the people of Easter Island brought on their own destruction by foresting all the trees to use as rollers to move the mighty Moai (stone heads) across the island. Today we’re taught that they rocked them back and forth using rounded bases and ropes. Personally, I’d like to believe that they had ancient form lifts. Who knows? Well, as soon as we get back from the past we will.

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#7 – Stonehenge, 2600 BCE

Set your time machine for 2600 BC my friends, we’re headed back to check on the construction of Stonehenge. Being able to jet back and get a fix on what was going on at the time and why everyone was bringing their supplies from so far away would be great. Then again, I’d prefer not to get sucked into the work line. Not to mention, I had to get 6 shots to travel to India. I can’t imagine what I’d need to go to 2600 BC. Maybe we’d just pop in, snap some shots, and scoot.

Tawny Clark

#6 – July, 1969

I can’t tell you how much I want to have been able to watch Apollo 11 touch down on the moon. That enterprising spirit is the very essence of what makes us look around the next corner and stay on the road. If we could, we’d jump back in time to be a part of the space race. Hell, we’d even jump on board Apollo 13. After all, we know how it ends. We might be able to offer a few tips and tricks from down in Houston.

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 #6.5 – The US in the 1700’s

Obviously, as history buffs and adventurers we’d jump at the chance to go back to revolutionary America and be patriots. The question is, would we ride with Paul Revere or challenge the Red Coats in Williamsburg? Or would we fight for emancipation in the fens of New York? Options and more options. Perhaps we’d take the classic choice of being privateers in the US Navy. Ah, glory…

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#5 – Deadwood, SD 1876

Clark isn’t as excited about this one, but I personally would love to shoot back to Deadwood, South Dakota. The opportunity to play a few rounds of poker with Wild Bill Hickock, or to try my hand at panning gold in a time when it came up out of the river in handfuls, would be amazing. So much American history culminated in the South Dakota territory at the end of the 1800’s. We’d probably have to bring back a Colt 1851 Navy cap and ball pistol. Just like the ones Hickock used. Maybe, if we played our cards right, we could even get a few firing lessons with him. We’re told that maintenance of the firearm is more important than the marksmanship itself.

Captain Chris Staudinger

#4 – Silk Road, 762 CE

The bounty and unbridled potential of being able to be a free market trader on the the silk road at its height is just too good to pass up. Tawny isn’t particularly fond of camels but I’ve always wanted to strike out on one. Being able to see the architecture and cultures that lined the road from Europe to China would be worth the trip in my opinion. Not to mention, being able to give bolts of silk woven with gold as Christmas presents would pretty much guarantee you a spot in the family’s hall of fame.

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#3 – The South Pacific, 1770

This shouldn’t come as a shock to anyone, but I’m rather fond of the sea. One might even say that I’m in a passionate love affair with the sea. One of my greatest accomplishments and proudest moments in life was being temporary captain of a 121ft Brigantine off the coast of Tahiti. I would give so much to have my own command at the height of naval exploration. Being able to let my 150ft. Gaff rigged schooner slip past the sapphire blues of the Galapagos and out onto the unexplored waters along South America… priceless. Not to mention, I look good in British naval uniforms from that era. Like, really good.

Chris Staudinger

 

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#2 – Egypt, 2500 BCE

Tawny made the suggestion that we should use the time machine to get the scoop on ancient Egypt. After all, there’s a lot of questions to be answered. As a theatre major, I’m particularly interested in seeing the Abydos Passion Play. This is the first ever recorded play in human history. It is considered the genesis of all theatre in the world today. The play itself documents and displays the life (and in particular, the death) of the god Osiris. It’s thought that the acting was so realistic that some of the actors died of wounds from the stage battles. Legit. If you think watching Dexter on Showtime is visceral, imagine going to the first ever play in Egypt.

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#1 – Europe/Asia 250 BCE

There was so much going on in Eurasia at this time period. Most notably for us is that the seven original wonders of the world were all in tact at this point. The Colossus of Rhodes, the Great Pyramid of Giza, the Hanging Gardens of Babylon, the Lighthouse of Alexandria, the Mausoleum at Halicarnassus, the Statue of Zeus at Olympia, and the Temple of Artemis at Ephesus were all still in their prime. Not only seeing them, but the journey from one to the other would be the ultimate trip of a lifetime. Sign me up.

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As the countdown to Mr. Peabody & Sherman begins, I’m dying to know, if you could go any when, when would you go? Let us know in the comments below,

Where would you go in time?

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11 Comments

  1. Jen
    February 23, 2014 at 11:07 pm - Reply

    Excellent post! A very entertaining read. I would love to go back to when the first European settlers were arriving on Australian soil only to discover the native indigenous people already here. Also being around to uncover the city of Pompeii after the devastating eruption. It would have been a mixture of horrifying and interesting discoveries.
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  2. Lance | Trips By Lance
    February 26, 2014 at 11:16 am - Reply

    So I’ve never heard of these guys, but I’ll say this movie looks fun. I love history and travel so I think it will be a good movie to take my son too. I will say as I watched your video at the top all I could think about was “Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure.” I’m going to give you a random list, and when it’s an instance that danger is involved, we’re going to assume that I’d be safe. When Elvis was first played on the radio and everyone was like, “what the hell is this sound?”; when my great-great grandfather as a young child boarded a ship in the 1860s from Hannover Germany to set sail for Baltimore; when my ancestors were Cherokees living in South Carolina and Georgia before being forced west on the Trail of Tears; when the Allied armada of thousands of ships off the coast of Normandy was first spotted on June 6, 1944; take part on the Lewis and Clark expedition; and how about when Jesse Owens won gold in the 1936 Berlin Olympics and was greeted by Hitler.

    • Captain & Clark
      February 26, 2014 at 1:35 pm - Reply

      YES! The Lewis and Clark expedition would in incredible. We are enamored with how personal your travels would be. It would be great to meet some of our ancestors in person. Thanks for sharing!

  3. Traveling Ted
    February 26, 2014 at 6:54 pm - Reply

    I would like to check out the D-Day landings in Normandy. I would prefer not to get bombed or shot though. Another great option would be to revisit RWTBEX in Toronto. I have been practicing my plane throwing.
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  4. Alana - Paper Planes
    February 28, 2014 at 3:07 pm - Reply

    I love how you guys have so many costumes lying around!
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  5. Sally
    March 1, 2014 at 12:05 pm - Reply

    OMG! I love you guys!! You are too much fun

  6. Raja Adnan Safdar
    March 3, 2014 at 2:33 am - Reply

    Wonderful experience, love the way you loved it 🙂
    I really like your idea of wearing costumes, ll try it sometime 😛

  7. Tourist in Romania
    March 3, 2014 at 5:26 am - Reply

    Wow! I’m speachless. You took travel to a whole new level with your creativity. Execellent! As to express my preferences in time machine matters, I would love to go back in 1450 and see how Vlad the Impaler (aka Dracula) really was as a ruler and find out how much of the legends is really true.
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  8. Christopher James
    March 9, 2014 at 5:56 am - Reply

    I think I’d like to have a DeLorean time machine.
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